Posted by: () on Fri Sep 27 13:14:54 2002

There is really only one true way to hit the ball with a proper balance of power and contact frequency.
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> > > > > - P.T. Barnum
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> > > > Don't forget the other half of Barnum is not Bailey, as widely perceived, but Major Dan!!!
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> > > Good one!
> > > Does that mean we're going into business together on this one?
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> > Hey Major Dan, I know you are the laughingstock of the internet but do you EVER have anything serious to say? If so, I have a serious question for you: why do you think that Charley Lau Jr, Frank Jessup, Sam Procito, Joe A, Phil, Sal, Hal are the same person? Did I miss anyone? Do you talk to yourself or answer yourself? Do you hear voices? Ha, ha, he, he, he! But I'm serious!!! Hey, do any of those guys still send you hate e-mail? Hey,even though you are funny, I'm serious!!
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> Its too early in the afternoon to be drinking. Sober up. There's a long weekend in front of you.
> Sweet swings,
> Major Dan

Still hearing voices, eh? Have you noticed the voices are laughing at you?